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Saturday, June 29, 2013

Why Men Never Ask for Directions

It's a survival instinct, you see.

In a bizarre tale, the Kansas City Star reports that two women who had stopped to ask for directions were accosted by a random gunman, who was intent upon killing the two men whom the ladies in question had asked directions from. One of the direction-givers was killed, and the other critically wounded. Both women were also wounded, but are expected to live.

So, gentlemen, remember this tale the next time your significant other pesters you about for directions when lost: You're only staying lost because you love her, after all.

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